Transform your bedroom into the ultimate snuggle spot by bringing in this giant 11-foot teddy bear. This enormous teddy features a jubilant expression on his face along with an ultra soft exterior and an even fluffier interior that makes him ideal for laying on top of.

If your little princess is afraid of the dark, the light up teddy bear pillow will ensure she sleeps soundly the entire night. This cuddly teddy bear is made from soft plush and emits a gentle multicolored glow that makes this luminous bear a great nighttime companion.

Show your boo how much you really care by giving her the ghetto romantic teddy bear. Raised on the streets, this teddy bear gets straight to the point as the monogrammed heart on his chest lets your little hood rat know just how fine you think she be.

The Teddy bear lamp is the ideal lighting fixture for any baby or kid’s nursery. The decapitated Teddy connects via USB with plug adapters and gives off a soft warm glow that won’t overpower the room or wake up your precious bundle of joy as she slumbers.

Show your boo how much you really care by giving her the thuggish romantic teddy bear. Raised on the streets, this teddy bear gets straight to the point as the monogrammed heart on his chest lets your little hood rat know just how fine you think she be.

Look like the cutest couple at the costume party by dressing up in these panda and teddy bear masks. They’re handmade from ultra soft faux fur that feels amazing to touch and come in a set that includes one adult sized panda mask and bear mask.

Nighttime is about to get a lot brighter when the light up teddy bear moves in. This cuddly creature lights up as soon as you embrace it and automatically turns off after ten minutes of inactivity, making this the perfect night light for anyone who fears the dark.

Turn your bedroom into the best snuggling spot in your home by bringing in this giant teddy bear. This ginormous teddy stands at over eight feet tall and features an ultra soft exterior and an even fluffier interior that makes him ideal for laying on top of.

Make lunchtime fun for the little ones by transforming their meals using the teddy bear sandwich mold. Ideal for fussy eaters, the mold allows you to turn any slice of bread into an adorable little 3D teddy bear that keeps them company as they chow down.

Now your child can end every day with an enchanting story told by this magical talking teddy bear. This cute and cuddly teddy comes with a 40 page illustrated storybook and can recite 5 classic stories including The Ugly Duckling and Goldilocks & The Three Bears.

After a brutal crash and subsequent drowning in Walt’s pool, the Breaking Bad teddy bear is back from the dead. This cuddly and slightly bruised Teddy comes with the burn scars and missing eye all Breaking Bad fans will immediately recognize.

As fun as peek-a-boo is, playing it non-stop can make for a rather tedious task, enter the Peek-A-Boo Teddy Bear. This snuggly and adorable animated stuffed animal will tirelessly play peek-a-boo in addition to reciting one of six different phrases.

Meet the Fuggler Teddy Bear Plush – the ugliest, most lovable misfit you’ll ever cuddle! With crooked teeth, wonky eyes, and a mischievous grin, this hilarious bear is perfect for those who appreciate quirky, unconventional charm. Adopt your oddball today!

No one is safe from the zombie apocalypse, not even lawn gnomes. On the bright side, these flesh-eating zombies serve as great lawn ornaments once all hell breaks loose. They’ll keep your home safe by attacking any scavengers who come near your yard.

Walk into the the Halloween ball as the best dressed zombie when you wear the undead tights. These gruesome tights will turn the healthiest looking pair of legs into pale, rotting stumps a decaying zombie such as yourself would be proud to show off.

This cuddly Don’t Care Bear will do a lot more than be your snuggly buddy, he’ll hide your stash too! With a stony expression any smokers would love, this cuddly Care Dear comes with removable head that you easily screw off to reveal a secret stash jar inside.

VFXLAB has designed the ultimate aquatic costume with their disturbingly realistic looking animatronic shark costume. It’s perfect for taking a dip in the local watering hole, and terrifying the bejesus out of anyone who comes into contact with it.

Enjoy an uptempo tune from your favorite internet meme at any time with the keyboard cat animatronic plushie. This officially licensed plushie is made in the likeness of the original keyboard cat and plays you off with a delightful little tune as he dances to the rhythm.

Make your little Star Wars fan’s dreams come true with this cute animatronic Baby Yoda. This adorable version of The Child comes with over 25 sound and motion combinations that are activated when you touch the top of its little green head.

Step back in time as you bring one of the planet’s greatest predators back from extinction with the animatronic T-Rex dinosaur. This tyrant lizard boasts a solid mechanical design and is expertly crafted based on archaeological findings for maximum realism.

Godzilla may be the king of monsters, but when it comes to breathtaking props, no one beats this animatronic King Kong! This ginormous bust of the legendary ape is incredibly well-detailed and will tower over all at nearly 10 feet tall.

Scare the pants off any trick-or-treater that dares enter your haunted house by placing this animatronic self-writing spellbook on display. It’s meticulously designed with details like eerie sound effects and a magnetic quill that appears to be writing on its own.

Make your house the go-to spot for trick-or-treaters by taking your decorating up a notch with this giant fog-breathing dragon animatronic. It features intricate detailing and even comes with glowing red eyes to make it extra scary at night.

Transform your haunted house with the Giant Animatronic Spider Monster! Standing 6 feet tall, Wanda Webworth is a terrifying addition to your Halloween décor. This animatronic spider moves and spreads spine-chilling fear.

Make your home the talk of the neighborhood this Halloween by raising the bar with this 7 foot animatronic winter dragon statue. This ginormous dragon will flap its monstrous wings and turn its head from side to side as trick-or-treaters cower in fear.

Bring the galaxy home with the 6 ft. Animatronic Stormtrooper Statue. Featuring poseable arms, an animated head, and three iconic phrases, this lifelike masterpiece is perfect for Star Wars fans, creating an unforgettable centerpiece for any collection or event.

This life-size animatronic Martian will ensure your home is a must-stop for trick-or-treaters – even if you hand out subpar candy. This out-of-this-world motion-activated prop inspired by Mars Attacks! stands 6.5-feet tall and emits lights and sound effects from its ray gun.

The ultra infectious and huggable zombie teddy bears make ideal nighttime companions for any kid, and work wonders for curing irrational fears of the dark. After all, why fear an imaginary boogie man when you have to contend with an infected bear sleeping right next to you?

Give your youngsters unending night terrors by surprising them with their very own Bloody Horror Teddy bear. These ghoulish and horrifyingly cute stuffed animals will shock, awe, and just love to snuggle, especially with small and impressionable children.

Let a bad bitch know just how much you love dat badunkadunk with a tender message from the holla teddy bear. This super cuddly teddy features a lovable smile and a small monogrammed heart that lets that special someone know that you tryna holla though.

The future of the human race is in big trouble now that automatic blowjob machines exist. It features a powerful motor, 3 rows of beads, and a triple gripping mechanism that’ll produce eruptions so powerful you’ll never want to go on another date ever again.

Look foxier than ever for your lover by strutting around wearing nothing more than this fox tail butt plug. Simply insert the stainless steel plug up your anus and you’ll instantly transform into a sexy woodland creature.

The vibrator necklace proves that the best hiding place is within plain sight. The discreet and inconspicuous design allows you to sneak this fancy clam jolter into any place, so you’ll always be prepared to take care of business – no matter how inappropriate the location!

Plant a garden showstopper with Pink Giant Teddy Bear Sunflower Seeds. These fluffy, double-petaled blooms boast a rare soft pink hue, grow tall and bold, and bring a whimsical, romantic touch to borders, bouquets, and pollinator-friendly spaces.

Who has money for luxury services like high price “in Hospital” vasectomies? Keep it thrifty by performing this quick out-patient prodecure in the comfort and privacy of your home using this DIY Vasectomy Kit. Inside, you’ll find everything you’ll need to get snippin’.

Capture incriminating visual evidence without anyone becoming the wiser by filming it with this pinhole micro spy camera. Behind this run-of-the-mill screw sits a 600TVL Resolution 1280 x 960 pixel camera that’s capable of taking HD photos during day or night.

With one of these prefab backyard office sheds in the yard, you’ll be able to escape distractions and get more done while working from home. This contemporary styled insulated office is soundproof, weatherproof, and will provide you with 120 square feet of space.

Mystify and awe your house guests with this anti-gravity water fountain lamp. This innovative and boldly designed lamp comes with a removable magnetic hourglass and achieves its gravity-defying effect by using negative ions to clear the air around the water.

With the Nanoleaf Canvas touch-control light panels you’ll be able to change an entire room’s appearance and vibe instantly. With the simple touch of your finger you’ll be able to create incredibly vibrant and lively color combinations.

Make your wildest fantasies come to life with The Fetish Coloring Book. This NSFW adult themed book comes filled with image after image depicting the kinkiest of fetishes, while showing equal parts male and female naughty bits.

With the Big Book of Breasts 3D you’ll be able to stare at dozens of humongous home-grown mammary glands without getting slapped or called a pervert. It’s page after page of “artistic” poses and pictures displaying glorious breasts in jaw dropping 3D.

Spice up your dull workweek by declaring an all-out prank war at the workplace using these annoying sound torture devices. They’re small enough to hide inside or under any desk and emit impossibly annoying sounds that’ll drive your coworkers crazy for hours on end.